The sad thing...

Is that apparently at 3AM in the morning cartons for kids go on. That
pisses me off. A lot.

Cause I can't freaking sleep and now the stupid tv is playing effing
play with me sesame. Jesus. At least they could play blues clues. At
least that is funn.

I meanl, wtf these sesame wanna-be's. They aren't the same!!! They
changed the voices!!!! Gahhhhh.

They telk kids to do whatever earnie says. So if earie says to go jump
off a bridge, you ask mommy to take you there? Jesus. Where is that
generation going?? Cause its not where mine is going.

Now, I'm changing the channel. I don't know what to... Lets look...

Kayy, so, blue's clues is on east coast nick. The cosby show is on west
coast nick.
Charlie and Lola is on east coast disney. The proud family is on west
coast disney.

OMGOMGOMG TLC IS PLAYING THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that is what my life has come to... Holy Jesus save me.

Ohh, here comes the magic school bus, you know, it starts with that red
haired lady. She's playing pin ball... Trying to make a rainbow. And one
of the little bumperthings is the Canadaian leaf thing hahaha. OMG are
they gonna sing the song?!?! I love the song...

"TO THE BUS!!"
And then that geeky kid wants to stay. Haha.

Oh geez. They are in the pin ball machine... what are they teaching
kids?

The geeky red haired kid with glasses reminds me of Kevoo. He just went,
"Ms. Frizzle, do you think we should be playing pin ball in school?"
Goody two shoes AND a party pooper!! Ha. Sounds kinda like him
alreadyy!!

Oh yay! They made a rainbow. And the little dorthy anne girl annoys me.
"It's not purple, Carlos, it's violet." Shuttt upp!

And I think Ralphie is my favee. They got turned into six people in all
six colors of the rainbow, and "Kevin" goes "...if you get out of the
pin ball machine that way there's still 6 of you!" and Ralphie goes,
"cool! Now I can have my own basketball team!!!" haha.

Oh jesus, now irs some show with puppets... eww...

K. I awitched over to late night with Conan O'Brian instead. Haha. At
least HE isn't a puppet or cartoon!! And he's funny. Ha.

Ugh I'm tired. But I can't sleep.

Right now. Its 3:34AM. Freakin wonderful.

If I stay up till 7AM my mom will take me to get starbucks. I bet youu.

I feel like something heavy is on my chest and I can't breathe. Who is
Jackie Hoffman? And why can I see her bra under her dress?m ha. That
suckss.

And. She just made fun of George Bush. BitchFace.

K. Now its 3:44AM. Hjdnchjcndsxuhijcdhyusj

WHY?!?!?!!?!?!?

I don't like this.

At 3:55AM I hit myself in the head with my sidekick. Jesus.

Now they are showing mattress commercials. Jackasses. Diamond
commercials. Military commercials. Oh wait, its a jeep commercial.
Nevermind. ANOTHER mattress commercial. Within a minute. I hate these
people.

K. Now back to discovery health channel. Adoption storiess.

K. Well, I'm not going to bed, but I'm done blogging for the night.

I might blog right before I sleep. If that comes.

Love everyone,
Ali
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